
hello my name is alice and this is jackass
I have the best moirail. Ever. No doubt about it. <>
Day 29: Simple
Your mother said it was simple.
You always thought she was a lying bitch.
She would tell you “It’s simple, baby boy”, with a low laugh tickling her throat. She’d smooth out the creases on your balled-up Valentine, the one Sally threw in the trash, and rub your back and quirk her flawless-lipstick-kiss lips. “It’s simple, reaaaal simple.” She’d trip over the “l“‘s, like skipping stones over a pond. “Reaaal-l-l”.
“One day, a long time from now, you’re gonna find a pretty girl.” She promised you, puttering around the kitchen and half-heartedly throwing apple slices and peanut butter on your Winnie-The-Pooh plate. “Will she be as pretty as you?” You’d asked, snuffling your drippy nose on your sleeve.
She’d smiled, like she always did when you talked to her nice, and tapped your nose.
“She’ll be even prettier than me, baby boy, and the two of you will fall in love.”
“Like you an’ Daddy?” you’d asked, pudgy fists balled from rubbing at your tears.
Her smile strained.
My moirail writes awesome stuff, guys, with cool imagery and swell pacing. You should read her stuff. All of it. Because it’s all great. But for now, just read this one because it’s super great. :3
>screeches< how does linen ridge stitch eVEN WORK

I know nothing about knitting but I’m sure you’ll figure it out~ <> Trust in your knitting skills~ Use The Force!
Merry Christmas! C:
Alice has the other half of this.
SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECH THIS IS WONDERFUL LOOK LOOK
Owl, you’re gonna have the other part of this!!!
>sighs because oh god my inbox is so drowned/buried/deep and cavernous i’m a fucking terrible person to correspond with u v u
Shhhhh~

Take your time, darling~ It just means your replies are more thought out and therefore are always worth the wait.
why is some guy was pondering the existence of giant multi-colored dildos
omg i just realized they’re christmas lights
ilu moirail please never change
(Source: thetomlinslut)
I’m gonna cry.
(Edit: AND THERE’S ANOTHER PRESENTATION THINGY I FORGOT TO ADD FJKSDLPIG i’m gonna die)
oh noes, my moirail is upset! ; A ;
—-NaNoWriMo Week 1—-
- 4,710 Words Written
- 17 Mtn. Dews Consumed (6 not pictured)
- 6,956 Words Behind
- 7.2 Fucks Given
- Feeling: Frazzled, frantic yet not forlorn. And fostering a fresh infatuation with “F”.
How fortunate, friend, that you have found such a feisty and fiery beginning to this fantastical foray into Nanowrimo.
A good start! ^^ Now let’s keep going!
Have an amusing-because-i-couldn’t-find-inspiring gif!
